[Ryan Wepler]

Relying on surprise, incongruity, and specificity, fill in the blank in the following sentence the funniest way you know how:

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like ________.

Please imagine that this is a sentence in the middle of a longer piece of writing rather than a stand-alone joke.

[lrg38]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like seeing your middle school gym teacher without his wedding ring.

-Luna

[Sol]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like a kiss on the cheek from your grandmother who’s been dead for 11 years.

– Sol!

• This reply was modified 6 years ago by Sol.

[Dylan]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like seeing Uncle Hank’s “fat man” bed without its embroidered duvet.

-Dylan

• This reply was modified 6 years ago by Dylan.

[Marty]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like seeing Ronald McDonald at an AA meeting.

~ Marty

[Shunhe]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like the feeling of running your hands through wet spaghetti at 2AM in the morning.

-Shunhe

• This reply was modified 6 years ago by Shunhe.

[Sydney]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like seeing Danny DeVito with a full head of hair.
-Sydney

[Ashton Winters]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like those toilet seats that are cushioned instead of porcelain and seem ever so more absorbent.

– Ashton

[Imad]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like a DIY vasectomy kit.
-Imad

[Lindsay]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like Macklemore teaching us it’s ok to be straight with his 2012 hit “Same Love.”

• This reply was modified 6 years ago by Lindsay.

[Khue]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like when Mom returns your crispy cum socks washed and lavender-scented.

– Khue

[Emma]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like the tube that suctions spit out of my mouth at the dentist.

-Emma

[Charlotte]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like watching yourself steal exactly seven Twix in the Target self checkout camera.

[vm362]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like seeing my Tinder inbox without any dick pics.

– Veena

[vm362]

EDIT: I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like seeing my Tinder inbox without any ads for 99 cent Viagra.

[Adrian]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like seeing my uncle come into my room with his pants on.

[sms353]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like smoking weed that doesn’t get you high.

[Charlie]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like being naked and unexpectedly glancing yourself in a mirror

[Hugo Carney]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like seeing someone cry but you don’t really feel bad because things have been going pretty well for you lately and it just kinda seems like it would take a lot of time out of your day to stop and console them.

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