[Khue]

When Nana finally looked away, I fervently prayed the sign of the cross to the toilet.

[Khue]

After that they silently made out with a series of godawful kisses.

[Khue]

At dusk they stood on their porch whacking each other with empty 2.5 water gallon jugs, for Hannah’s heart.

[Khue]

There have been reports that 19 year old Chad McMurray of Harvard University has murdered 18 year old Bob Peterson. Chad has the support from students in the Sexual Liberation for Fraternities student group who claim that the only thing Chad murders is “pussy.”

White students in formerly known Calhoun College are outraged about the recent name change to Grace Hopper College. They’ve come out with the recent trending hashtag #NotAllSlaveOwners.

People are outraged at the new trending dairy market in Southern California where tipping is mandatory. Cows are reported to become endangered as a result of tipping, resulting in excess ground beef for the town.

– Khue

[Khue]

I thought seeing him without his group might be unsettling, like when Mom returns your crispy cum socks washed and lavender-scented.

– Khue

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